What Plant Am I?

The Moosey What Plant Am I? Questionnaire is a fun quiz, designed very seriously by two extremely intelligent, analytical people.

The aim is to find out what garden plant you are - your parallel plant-self - by answering a set of 12 questions. Please answer carefully and thoughtfully - you don't want any nasty surprises now! And don't worry if you hit a weed - they don't last in this gardening game. And if you have fun, why not e-mail a friend?

What Plant Am I? Questionnaire Details

Six Question Categories.

Over 200 questions consider emotional reaction, function, behaviour, mental aspect, physical aspect, and the aspect of style.

Plants

Over 300 plants might end up being you! They'll be temperate flowering plants, foliage plants, shrubs and trees - and you'll even meet some clean green New Zealand natives.

A Few Weeds

As you progress though the twelve questions, the quiz will make different plant suggestions. And you might start off being a seedling, or weed...

Mathematics!

Incredibly nerdy mathematics which includes hex number notation, sums of the squares of differences, and lots of rather nasty sequences of logic.

Style

Tricky. The Head Gardener adores cats, garden gnomes and pink flowering shrubs, and considers them stylish. Oops.

When you finally finish and get to meet your real plant-self, you'll immediately feel the connection! What Plant Am I? was devised in a moment of extreme silliness by the web-master, egged on by his equally silly mother. We both hope you'll enjoy the fun, and e-mail the questionnaire to your gardening friends. The more we can have of beautiful roses, sturdy shrubs, trendy trees, fabulous flowers, and fancy foliage plants in our world the better!