Rooster & Hens

I promised myself I would never ever do this - try to write from the eyes and mind of one of the Moosey pets.

It's - well - just too silly. But the temptation is far too great!

It's nearly winter, and there's not much going on in the garden - apart from watching and laughing at the antics of the visiting rooster and hens, before they are sent back home.

These silly birds have almost outstayed their welcome - it's a question of indiscriminate dropping of manure, plus manic bursts of midnight crowing. But before they leave I have to do their day-in-the-life story - just for posterity!

So here it is - a day-in-the-life of the visiting rooster (and hens)...

Middle of Night, High in Tree

Crow. Loudly. Approximately once per ten minutes. Continue until...

Early Morning

Arrive on decking. Peer through glass door, check out cat food bowls.

Any leftovers?

Stay at least ten minutes, staring at Moosey. If no response - back to house gardens. Scratch.

Mid-morning (wet)

Time to stretch and perch - the patio table and chairs looks a likely spot. Up and airy, tail feathers off the wet cobblestones.

Stare into house. Is she coming outside yet?

Mid-morning (dry)

Dust bath under the bright pink flower carpet rose. Burrow into the dirt, fluff out the feathers, snooze.

Is she coming outside yet?

Late morning

Return to decking. Recheck cat food bowls. Peer through glass door again. Is she still in there?

What does she do in there?

Lunchtime

Back lawn, by glasshouse. Just in case she feeds us near the Hen House.

Hen House? No way I'm going in there!

Check driveway for dog biscuit crumbs. Ignore dog.

Early Afternoon

Return to decking. Recheck cat food bowls.

Peer through glass door again. Just in case.

Mid Afternoon

Choose at least two of the following, listening for house noises (doors shutting) and Moosey noises ('chook-chook-chook' sounds).

• 1. Try the Hump. New diggings! Scratch. Fossick.
• 2. Try the Island Bed. New diggings! Scratch. Fossick.
• 3. Try the Apple Tree Garden. New Path! Scratch. Fossick.

Late Mid Afternoon

Return to house patio. Stare into house.

Where is she?

If wet, perch on patio table again. If dry, stay low and continue staring into glass door.

Fluff feathers out, preen. Wait.

Late Afternoon

Wait.

Wait.

Later Afternoon

'Chook-chook-chook' sounds - Run! Food!

Early Evening

Roost.

Middle of Night, High in Tree

Crow. Loudly. Approximately once per ten minutes...

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